[ManyVids / Booty4U] Date With Self Centered Slob - Oil

It's our first date and I've eaten a six-course meal Acting spoiled and ungrateful, I complain about the food before continuing on about myself and how hard it is to find anyone up to my standards I tell you that you're not good enough for me and you should consider yourself lucky Between picking at my navel, burping, farting, and picking my nose, I complain that men just don't understand how perfect I am I say that everyone is jealous of me because I always get asked to model but it's obvious that I'm delusional as I show off my jiggling belly and talk about how fit I am Then I whine that I'm still hungry, and I might have to eat you (making you become part of my hot body) Since you're so short, I demand you worship my belly button and use your tongue to clean it out I mention that I've been sweaty but I haven't showered in awhile, but regardless you should feel honored My stomach starts to rumble though, and I realize that I really have to use the bathroom Before I run off, I tell you that we can go back to my place for some sexy time after I'm done sitting on the toilet