DON'T GET CAUGHT Whatever you do, don't wake the wife Lay in bed next to her, snoozing away Open up this video and begin your stroking adventure Stroke fast, stroke slow, be a GOOD BOY and repeat after me Whatever you do, don't get caught Repeat after me, stroke Say it louder, stroke Careful, if she wakes you're entire marriage crumbles LOVE is for suckers Let's come to reality Stroke, repeat, obsess it's better than the alternative